Emotionally Unavailable

Deadpan. Detached. Dressed to repress.

Not taking questions at this time.

Feelings? No. Tees? Absolutely.

Emotionally Unavailable is a curated moodboard for the cold, the closed-off, and the quietly spiraling. These tees aren’t here to help you open up — they’re here to give you the perfect excuse not to.

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