**Deploy for: Meetings that could have been emails Networking events disguised as “happy hours” Surviving relatives at holidays Any operation where “no” is a complete sentence**
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Keep Your Toxic Energy Away – Women’s Tee
Keep Your Toxic Energy Away – Women’s Tee
Too full for your drama.
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Recovered from the infamous BLF field op “Project: No More Group Chats.” Initial prototypes were sewn in a bunker lit by the dying light of motivational posters, now banned under the Geneva Convention.
Wear This When:
- Wear it in any “collaborative” workspace, toxic family reunion, or casual stroll past your least favorite neighbor. Perfect for Zoom calls, team huddles, or the company wellness seminar you’re “so excited” about. Best paired with eye rolls and invisible boundaries.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with noise-cancelling headphones, exit strategies, and the universal language of a deadpan stare. Wear during retrogrades, Mercury or otherwise.
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Gildan 64000L: Premium softness, strong seams for stress positions. Features a possum: Your new spirit animal for boundary-setting. White print for maximum visibility (even through emotional smog).
Vibe Checks
- Nina Void. AGENT-404-GHOST. Desk Sector: “Coworker asked if I was ‘okay.’ I pointed at the shirt. No further questions. 5 stars.” – AGENT-404-GHOST Ace Possum. AGENT-123-RATPK. Urban Foraging: “Wore to family dinner. Mom finally stopped asking about my ‘energy.’ Victory.” – AGENT-123-RATPK Char Flare. AGENT-888-BLKOUT. Night Ops: “Absorbed three microaggressions and a budget meeting with no visible signs of distress. Highly recommend.” – AGENT-888-BLKOUT
Deborah Said That
If your aura’s got WiFi, keep it disconnected. We don’t need the signal strength.
– Deborah, probably
