Shipping policy

📦 Processing & Shipping Times

At Savage Tee Society, we work hard (well, at least our printers do) to get your sarcasm-packed gear delivered as fast as possible. Here’s what to expect:

  • Processing Time: 2–5 business days (because quality sass takes time).
  • Shipping Time (U.S.): 3–7 business days, depending on how close you live to civilization.
  • International Shipping: 7–21 business days (depending on customs, international drama, and how friendly your country is with imported sarcasm).

🚨 Shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. Blame holidays, carrier delays, or whatever global event is trending this week.

🚚 Shipping Rates

  • Standard U.S. Shipping: Calculated at checkout based on your location (math, but we let Shopify do it).
  • International Shipping: Rates vary by country (import duties/taxes may apply—check with your local customs office).
  • Free Shipping? Maybe, if we’re feeling generous! Keep an eye out for promotions.

📍 Tracking Your Order

Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number via email so you can obsessively refresh the page like the rest of us.
If you don’t receive a tracking email within 5 business days, check your spam folder or reach out to us.

📦 Lost, Stolen, or Delayed Packages

  • If your package says “delivered” but is missing, check with neighbors, your local post office, or under that mountain of Amazon boxes.
  • If your package is lost in transit, we’ll help investigate, but once it’s with the carrier, it’s out of our hands (literally).
  • Entered the wrong address? Let us know ASAP—once fulfillment starts, it’s probably too late, but we’ll try.

🌍 International Orders & Customs Fees

  • International orders may be subject to customs fees/taxes—we don’t control this, and we’re not about to start negotiating with customs officers (sorry).
  • We do not cover customs fees. Check your country’s import rules before ordering.

📩 Need Help?

Questions? Shipping concerns? Want to send us a meme?
Email: savageteehq@savageteesociety.com and we’ll respond faster than your last text from that one flaky friend.

Savage Tee Society – Because sarcasm should be delivered quickly, just like your orders.