For people pretending to care.
Sarcastic shirts for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who finds motivational posters deeply suspicious.
FAQ's
Where are you located?
Look, we're based in the US. Got printers in Florida and Texas doing the thing.
For our international friends who also can't adult today—we've partnered with printers around the globe so you're not waiting three months for a shirt about your existential dread.
Do you ship internationally?
Yep, we ship globally. Check the shipping policy for rates—they're different everywhere because geography is annoying like that.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yeah, you'll get a tracking email once it ships. Then you can stalk your package like a normal person.
What materials are your products made of?
Soft enough to nap in, durable enough to survive your chaos. Check each product page for the specific fabric details we legally have to tell you about.
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Eco-friendly, plant-based, and recycled fabrics
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