Savage Tee Society is a Gen X-founded, anti-corporate t-shirt and hoodie shop for anyone done with hustle culture.

About Savage Tee Society

Started as a secret society. Upgraded to a public roast of late stage capitalism.

The Real Origin Story

We’re just like you: burnt out, sarcastic, and allergic to ‘rise & grind’ culture.

Founded by Gen X. Perfect for anyone done with performative positivity.

The Why

Why shirts? Because therapy is expensive and assault is illegal.

Our only goal: Make you (and everyone who reads your shirt) laugh out loud at the Complex. Because if you can't laugh, you're sobbing in the corner and rethinking all of your life decisions.

Meet the Team

Phil (Chief Saboteur) | Field ID: VHS-666 | “If it can’t fit on a VHS tape, I’m out."

Deborah (Field Marshal of Spite) | Field ID: MUG-D3STR0Y | “No more mugs. No more ‘teamwork.’ Just truth.”

Call to Laugh

You don’t have to believe in us. Just laugh with us.

If you want merch that’s safe for work, you’re on the wrong site.

[DEPLOY SARCASM]

Field Manual Excerpt, Page 6.1

“I once sat through an entire KPI review without moving a single muscle. They promoted me out of sheer existential terror. This level of disengagement is a tactical nuke. If you still give a fuck, take a number and wait outside.” — Deborah, Practicing Absentee Zen Since ‘98