Savage Tee Society Manifesto

This is not an about page. This is a warning label. Proceed with caution.

We're Not Here to Blend In

Savage Tee Society was born from the sacred union of too much internet, too little filter, and a closet full of “meh” shirts. We exist for the people who speak fluent sarcasm, believe memes deserve merch, and know that the right graphic tee can say everything without saying a damn word.

Every design we drop? We’d wear it ourselves. Proudly. In public. At brunch with our judgy cousin. Because if it doesn’t make us laugh, smirk, or spiral a little—it doesn’t make the cut.

This isn’t fast fashion—it’s fast reactions. If your clothes don’t make someone double-take, snort-laugh, or question your moral alignment... what’s even the point?

Our Code of Conduct (aka the Stuff We Believe Deep Down in Our Savage Souls)

  • Graphic tees are modern hieroglyphics—decode at your own risk.
  • If you’re not a little controversial, you’re just background noise.
  • We’d rather be overdressed in humor than underdressed in personality.
  • Design should slap. Literally and emotionally.
  • Black shirts go with everything—especially moods.
  • Memes are cultural artifacts. We archive them in cotton.
  • Funny is fashion.
  • Don’t follow trends. Drag them.
  • If you get it, you’re in. If you don’t… well, bless your algorithm.
  • Respect the drip or prepare to be publicly ignored.

This Isn’t a Club. It’s a Cult—But Like, the Fun Kind

There’s no password. No vibe check. No awkward onboarding process where you have to tell the group one fun fact about you.

Just hit follow. Scroll the shop. Tap the shirt that feels too honest.

You’re in. You always were.

You Read the Manifesto. Now Take the Oath.