Welcome to Savage Tee Society
We're the burnout-core lifestyle brand for anyone professionally, personally, and spiritually over it.
We don’t do “rise and grind.” We do “nap and snack.” Our merch is for freelancers, students, parents, retail survivors, and anyone else who’s tired, annoyed, and snack-motivated. If your energy level is “caffeine, sarcasm, repeat,” you belong here.
Our Mission
We sell wearable nihilism — tees, hoodies, hats, and stickers that say fuck everything without actually saying fuck everything. It’s low-effort rebellion you can throw on before Zoom calls, grocery runs, or ignoring your responsibilities.
Our Vibe
- Nihilism, first and foremost.
- Anti-work snark, as garnish.
- Dark humor, no gatekeeping.
- Snacks: mandatory.
What We Hate
Hustle bros, LinkedIn jargon, “work families,” toxic positivity, and beige influencers who insist life is all sunshine. (It’s not. It’s mostly emails and laundry.)
What We Love
Memes. Messy authenticity. Sarcasm as self-defense. And people like you, who are over it but still here.
So yeah. That’s us. Empty bucket, full sarcasm.