Savage Tee Society Field Manual // Preview

If you found this page, congrats—most people are still lost in a pop-up ad.
The STS Field Manual isn’t about rules. It’s a survival guide for anyone with two brain cells and zero patience.
Some pages exist, some vanished. Read what you can. The rest is probably redacted for your own sanity.

Recovered Manual Pages

Last updated: September 03, 2025
Some pages missing. If you want to help, there’s probably a better use of your time.

STS Known Symbols

Nobody knows what these mean, but they keep showing up on shirts and notebooks.
If you see a glyph you can’t explain, blame Phil. Or the algorithm.

The Defector

Opted out. Left the group chat. Eats lunch alone on purpose.

Presence Mark

Was actually here. Maybe. Don’t ask for proof.

Decoder

Understands the joke. Laughs anyway.

Access Glyph

Authorized to open fridge. Or doors. Or nothing.

Signal Fracture

WIFI dropped. Social contract terminated. Enjoy the silence.

Network Veil

Camouflaged. Didn’t log in. Nobody noticed.

Unknown

What even is this? If you recognize it, seek help.

STS Sigil

Seen everywhere. Means nothing. Or everything.

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