Clearance: SECTION 5 // INTERNAL USE
Page 5.1: Algorithms: Tamagotchis for the Soul-Dead
The Complex wants you nurturing the algorithm like a digital Tamagotchi—feeding it clicks, cleaning up its engagement droppings, keeping it “happy” so it doesn’t beep at 3AM. But every scroll, every swipe is another snack for your captor. You are not the owner. You are the pet.
BLF Directive:
Detect the invisible leash. Refuse to perform. Your boredom is a weapon: starve the algorithm, ignore the dopamine pellet, and watch the Complex shudder. Sabotage is not grand; it’s mundane—every non-interaction is a small arson.
Sabotage Rituals:
Let notifications rot.
Scroll with malice, never affection.
When the algorithm asks for feedback, reply with poetry, glitches, or existential dread.
Known Applications
- Notification Starvation: Ignore every ping. Let “urgent” rot into “obsolete.”
- Engagement Poisoning: Like random posts - follow nonsense - confuse the algorithm’s tiny brain until it serves you only chaos.
- Feedback Jamming: When prompted for input respond with surreal nonsense (“More lizard content - fewer spreadsheets”) and derailing data capture and breaking the predictive loop.
“I treat my feed like a Tamagotchi I want to die. Some days I click on nothing but 3-hour Mongolian throat singing just to see what the algorithm spits out. If it offers you ‘what you love,’ it already owns you. Keep it hungry. Name your next playlist ‘Digital Pestilence.’-Phil (broadcasting on all illegal frequencies)”