Welcome to Savage Tee Society
We’re not here to inspire you. We’re here to help you give up gracefully—in style.
Burnt out by hustle culture? Allergic to synergy, productivity theater, and performative LinkedIn posts? Same. That’s why we made gear for people who’d rather nap than “crush it.”
Bella + Canvas 3001 tees: So soft you’ll want to call in sick just to wear them.
Gildan 18500 hoodies: For the meeting you mentally checked out of 10 minutes ago.
Trucker hats & stickers: Low effort rebellion, maximal sarcasm.
Notebooks: For looking busy while writing “I quit” haikus.
We celebrate burnout, naps, and the glorious art of doing less. Dress for your real job: surviving another week of corporate nonsense with your sense of humor intact.
If you’ve ever laughed at a “rise & grind” mug, congratulations—you’re in.
Our only mission?
Make the world’s most wearable punchlines for the professionally over it.
#NoHustle #WearableSarcasm