Congratulations. You’re officially smarter than the algorithm (and 94% of upper management).
[FIELD MANUAL // SECTION 4.7]
1. If ████ attempts to initiate synergy protocols, disengage and proceed to next coffee break.
2. Remember: “Wellness Initiatives” are ████████████ in disguise.
3. Under no circumstances should you reply-all. See ██████████ incident.
4. Any sightings of “hustle culture” posters should be reported to Deborah, unless she’s out “working from home.”
5. Trust nobody. Especially Phil from product.
1. If ████ attempts to initiate synergy protocols, disengage and proceed to next coffee break.
2. Remember: “Wellness Initiatives” are ████████████ in disguise.
3. Under no circumstances should you reply-all. See ██████████ incident.
4. Any sightings of “hustle culture” posters should be reported to Deborah, unless she’s out “working from home.”
5. Trust nobody. Especially Phil from product.
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