Welcome to the Arsenal
Where sarcasm meets style and every shirt says what you're too tired to repeat.
You're not just buying a shirt - you're joining the Society. Clothes for the emotionally unstable, meme-literate, and socially selective.
Shop by Mood
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Mentally Checked Out
Emotionally unavailable. Spiritually buffering. Dressed like you still care (barely). Scroll the...
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Dead Inside But Cute
Creepy, cozy, and clinging to what’s left of your social battery. Emotionally...
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Brunch Vibes Only
Cute looks. Questionable choices. Five-star chaos. Slightly unhinged. Overdressed for pancakes.
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Spooky But Unbothered
Skeletons, sarcasm, and zero emotional availability. Year-round Halloween energy. Unimpressed always.
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Domestic But Dangerous
Serving looks and emotional instability since forever. Cupcakes in the oven. Rage...
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Low Effort High Impact
Simple tees. Savage delivery. You didn’t come to play, and neither did...
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Unhinged Retro
Retro vibes. Modern meltdowns. Cute fonts, questionable stability. Vintage fonts. Modern spirals.
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Bookish & Feral
Plot? Smut? Delusion? All of the above. Welcome home. Emotionally unwell. Fictionally...
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Definition Core
Clean layout. Dirty minds. Savage energy, alphabetized. For people who like their...
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Introvert Core
Low volume. High vibe. Zero small talk required. For the socially drained...
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Holiday Hot Mess
Tinsel in your hair. Dead inside. Still showing up for the group...
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Therapy Core
Coping in style. Spiraling in soft cotton. Healing with humor, one tee...
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Group Chat Energy
Bold fonts. Bad decisions. Approved by 4 out of 5 besties. What...