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Condolences, not congratulations. If you’re holding this manual, you’ve already tripped a silent alarm somewhere in the Complex. You are now under evaluation for Boredom Liberation Front asset status. This is less an “opportunity” and more a diagnosis. Early signs of contamination include: — Immediate eye-roll response to “Teamwork Makes the Dream Work” — Physical rash when exposed to “synergy” or “grindset” — Advanced camouflage: appearing “engaged” while internally live-streaming your own funeral Translation: You’re not normal. That’s the only reason you’re still reading. WARNING: Potential, untrained, is just liability with extra coffee breaks. This manual is incomplete. So are you. Finishing either is a red flag.