Deploy for: Romance book conventions Book clubs with secrets First dates with red flags Any day ending in “WTF just happened?”
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He's a 10 But He Swore an Oath to Kill Me and Now We're Making out Women's T-Shirt
He's a 10 But He Swore an Oath to Kill Me and Now We're Making out Women's T-Shirt
Complicated? Good. That means you’re living.
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First designed after a botched BLF mission turned into a “stakeout with benefits.” The original prototype survived two betrayals and a surprisingly gentle sword fight.
Wear This When:
- Wear this tee to book clubs, first dates, fantasy conventions, or whenever you’re feeling like the main character in a fanfic with zero self-preservation. Perfect for anyone thriving on red flags, midnight confessions, or “enemies-to-lovers” chaos.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Red flags Sword earrings Dramatic eye contact Midnight texts and fanfic recs**
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough to survive plot twists and questionable alliances. Fit: Women’s cut—made for bad girls, drama queens, and literary rebels. Print: Bold, playful black script—just dramatic enough for your TBR shelf.
Vibe Checks
- Sasha Saboteur. AGENT-404-BETRAYAL. Forbidden Ops: “Wore this and got a cryptic text, a rose, and a death threat. 10/10, would risk again.” – AGENT-404-BETRAYAL Morgan Mayhem. AGENT-123-PLOT. Drama Division: “Instantly attracted every villain at the bar. Did not hate it.” – AGENT-123-PLOT Lia Lacerate. AGENT-999-TWIST. Spicy Sector: “If you know, you know. If you don’t, stay safe out there.” – AGENT-999-TWIST
Deborah Said That
You can’t make this shit up. And if you did, I’d read it.
– Deborah, probably
