Best for: Last-minute opt-outs Zoom calls you wish were emails Any “plans” involving more than three people Family reunions (nuclear or extended)
  • Dark gray t-shirt with white text 'PLEASE CANCEL OUR PLANS BEFORE I HAVE TO' on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with white text 'PLEASE CANCEL OUR PLANS BEFORE I HAVE TO' on a white background
  • Navy blue t-shirt with white text 'PLEASE CANCEL OUR PLANS BEFORE I HAVE TO' on a white background
  • Purple t-shirt with white text 'PLEASE CANCEL OUR PLANS BEFORE I HAVE TO' on a white background
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Please Cancel Our Plans Before I Have To Women's T-Shirt

Please Cancel Our Plans Before I Have To Women's T-Shirt

Praying for flakes since ‘98.

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
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Born in the ashes of a canceled baby shower, forged by an agent who’s never answered the phone with their real voice.

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Why You Need This

  • Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
  • ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
  • Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
  • Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.

Fake Reviews

“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated
“My camera-off chic just leveled up.”
— Zoom Gremlin
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
— Petty & Thriving

Specs (But Make It Petty)

☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.

Unofficial

Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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