**Ideal for: Ditching small talk at parties Ghosting the group text Intimidating your own reflection Any op where “don’t fucking talk to me” must be communicated via textile**
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Introverted But Willing to Fight – Women’s Tee
Introverted But Willing to Fight – Women’s Tee
Cloak yourself in silence. Arm yourself with sarcasm.
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Originally reverse-engineered from a legendary thrift store find—rumored to have been worn by a missing cryptozoologist at the last known BLF summit in Des Moines, 2014. Some say it still smells faintly of resignation and catnip.
Wear This When:
- Wear to meetings, parties you regret RSVPing to, or literally any social setting where small talk might break out. Great for work, errands, introvert retreats, and standing in line with headphones on. Let the cat do the talking—you’ll do the surviving.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with noise-cancelling headphones, a flask disguised as a La Croix, and escape routes mapped in advance. Wear when your resting ‘don’t’ face needs tactical backup.
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Gildan 64000L: Comfy, flattering, and takes a punch (figuratively). Features a black cat with a knife—because therapy isn’t free. Design is both cute and confrontational, just like you.
Vibe Checks
- Silent Fury. AGENT-217-BLK. North Sector: “Wore this to my niece’s birthday. Didn’t speak to anyone. They all seemed relieved. 5/5.” – AGENT-217-BLK Lilith-Not-Lisa. AGENT-666-VELVET. Deep Suburbs: “Someone tried to ‘network’ with me at the dog park. I simply pointed to the cat. It worked.” – AGENT-666-VELVET Ophelia.exe. AGENT-073-N0ISE. Nightshift: “Shirt absorbs awkwardness like activated charcoal. Highly tactical. Would defect again.” – AGENT-073-N0ISE
Deborah Said That
You can be chill and still draw blood. Ask any cat.
– Deborah, probably
