Hot Girls Read Smut Women's T-Shirt

The book might be closed, but your mind is wide open.

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Inspired by a legendary lost BLF reading list. Only 2 pages survived. Both were dog-eared and suspiciously sticky.

Color Charcoal Light Blue White

Size S M L XL 2XL

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Wear this tee to indie bookstores, romance festivals, or just lounging at home with your latest spicy paperback. It’s the official uniform for Kindle queens, fanfic fiends, and anyone who’s not afraid to flaunt their bookish bad side. Guaranteed to make librarians blush and Tinder dates sweat.

Pairs well with: Red wine, smuggled snacks Private bookmarks Public transport “eye contact avoidance” “Just one more chapter” at 2 a.m.

Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough for marathon reading (and re-reading) sessions. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters bookish babes, smut peddlers, and romance rebels. Print: Retro pin-up style—your grandma’s silhouette, your favorite tropes.

Agent Eden Racy. AGENT-800-FIC. Romance Sector: “Got hit on at the library and the bar in the same day. 10/10, would dog-ear again.” – AGENT-800-FIC Agent Jules Blush. AGENT-357-BDSM. Forbidden Texts: “Shirt got more stares than my reading history. That’s saying something.” – AGENT-357-BDSM Agent Paige Turner. AGENT-169-INK. Night Shift: “My mom asked what ‘smut’ means. I lied and said ‘poetry.’” – AGENT-169-INK

Any book can be banned. Hot girls just read faster.

– Deborah, probably