Holiday Hot Mess

Tinsel in your hair. Dead inside. Still showing up for the group photo.

Spiraling in sequins since November.

Tinsel. Trauma. T-shirts.

Holiday Hot Mess is for the icons showing up to holiday events with sarcasm in their smile and caffeine in their veins. These tees are soft, festive, and fully aware that you are one group photo away from losing it.

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