Deploy for: Office “festivities” you can’t escape Awkward family gatherings Cookie exchanges with frenemies Every single Secret Santa that’s ever been weaponized
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Dear Santa Define Nice Women's T-Shirt
Dear Santa Define Nice Women's T-Shirt
Redefine “nice.” Burn the list.
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Rumor says it was first scribbled on a cocktail napkin at the BLF holiday blackout. The original “nice” list? Lost to time and bad handwriting.
Wear This When:
- Wear it when you’re attending mandatory Secret Santa, dodging “nice” relatives, or just feeling a little too spicy for the season. Ideal for ugly sweater contests (because you’ll win on attitude alone), virtual holiday calls, or spreading sarcasm instead of cheer.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Peppermint schnapps Family interventions Side-eyes from elves The phrase, “Define ‘gift’”**
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000L—holiday softness, no scratchy Christmas sweaters here. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters rebels, grinches, and festive fence-sitters. Print: Bold red and green with elf & candy canes—maximum merry mischief.
Vibe Checks
- Carol K. Ringer. AGENT-555-JOY. Sleigh Division: “Wore it to the ugly sweater party. Won ‘most likely to get coal and love it.’” – AGENT-555-JOY Noelle Snark. AGENT-121-YULE. Mistletoe Ops: “Santa’s elf saw my shirt, then left a flask in my stocking. He gets it.” – AGENT-121-YULE Frosty Shade. AGENT-333-ICICLE. Chill Sector: “Asked Santa to define ‘nice.’ He laughed, winked, and poured a double.” – AGENT-333-ICICLE
Deborah Said That
If you’re asking for a definition, you’re already on the list.
– Deborah, probably
