He's a 10 But Our Love Will Destroy the World So Obviously We're Doing This Women's T-Shirt

If the world ends, at least you’ll look good kissing in the firelight.

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First designed after a BLF time-loop operation went sideways and two Agents decided to just “let it all burn and call it poetry.” The original shirt is rumored to have stopped a solar flare. Or started one. No comment.

Color Charcoal Navy Purple Black

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Wear This When:

Throw it on for chaotic brunches, questionable date nights, or any time you want to broadcast, “Yes, this will end badly—but at least it’ll be legendary.” It’s a vibe for star-crossed lovers, serial romantics, and anyone whose “type” is literally “end times.”

For People Who…

Pairs well with: Cosmic disaster playlists Red wine and remorse The phrase “just one more time” Booktok “endgame” fanfic**

Actual Shirt Stuff:

Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough to hug you through your next questionable decision. Fit: Women’s cut—perfect for drama magnets and heartbreakers alike. Print: Enchanted gold script with magic book—reads like a warning label, wears like a dare.

Vibe Checks

Nova K. Calamity. AGENT-707-BLAST. Cataclysm Ops: “We broke three laws of physics just to get brunch. 10/10, would shatter the cosmos again.” – AGENT-707-BLAST Eve Reckless. AGENT-420-FLARE. Drama Division: “Someone asked about my ‘plan.’ I said, ‘Survive the fallout, but make it hot.’” – AGENT-420-FLARE Dawn Catastrophe. AGENT-666-BOOM. Unstable Sector: “If love isn’t dangerous, what’s the fucking point?” – AGENT-666-BOOM

Deborah Said That

The world can wait. Your bad decisions are poetry.

– Deborah, probably

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