Optimistically Pessimistic Men's T-Shirt

This tee is for the guy who always packs an umbrella—even when the forecast says clear skies. You hope things go well… but you also double-checked your escape route. You’re the “realist” of your friend group, which basically means you’ve already imagined 42 ways this could go wrong, and still showed up anyway.

It’s not a contradiction. It’s emotional balance in 100% cotton.

In the Savage Tee Society, duality is the drip. This tee earns you a place in the Hopeful but Prepared Division, where our optimism wears armor and our pessimism still shows up on time. You’re not indecisive—you’re just mentally doing both.

“Wore this to a date. She said ‘That’s a vibe.’ We’re engaged now. Still terrified.” – @idkbro
“Matches my energy. Matches my planner. Matches my therapist’s expression.” – Society Member #EMOTIONALMIDDLEGROUND
“It says what my whole personality has been trying to scream since 2009.” – 🫠@hopefulandslightlydeadinside

- Knit in one piece without side seams for a sleek look.
- Ribbed collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear.
- Twill tape stabilizes shoulder seams, preventing stretching.
- Made from ethically sourced 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Lightweight fabric perfect for year-round wear.

- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults