**Deploy for: Meetings that could have been dreams Creative brainstorms with zero guardrails “Strategic planning” sessions you plan to sabotage All day, every day—especially during “alignment week”**
  • Black t-shirt with white text 'The Agenda Is No Agenda' on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with white text 'The Agenda Is No Agenda' on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with white text 'The Agenda Is No Agenda' on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with 'The Agenda Is No Agenda' text on a white background
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The Agenda Is No Agenda Tee

The Agenda Is No Agenda Tee

Plans are for amateurs.

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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Rumored to have been conceived at a corporate retreat gone beautifully off the rails. The only thing anyone agreed on was the need for more snacks and less structure. The rest was blissful anarchy.

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Why You Need This

  • Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
  • ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
  • Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
  • Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.

Fake Reviews

“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated
“My camera-off chic just leveled up.”
— Zoom Gremlin
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
— Petty & Thriving

Specs (But Make It Petty)

☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.

Unofficial

Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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