**Deploy for: Monday mornings and Friday afternoons Unproductive meetings Solo missions at home or in the wild Hiding from anyone who uses “touch base” unironically**
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System Idle Hoodie
System Idle Hoodie
Set your status. Hold your ground.
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Allegedly first worn by an agent who was supposed to give a keynote but just stood there, hoodie up, saying nothing. Crowd loved it. Conference was never the same.
Wear This When:
- Pull on this hoodie any time you’re ignoring emails, dodging calendar invites, or just embracing maximum loaf mode. It’s perfect for office “quiet quitting,” marathon streaming, or long walks to nowhere. If your spirit animal is a frozen loading bar, this is your uniform.
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For People Who…
- **Pairs well with: Canceled plans Noise-canceling headphones That blank stare in your Zoom thumbnail Power naps and infinite scrolling**
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 18500—like a software update for your soul, but actually comfortable. Fit: Unisex—relaxed enough for couch warriors and conference call ninjas. Print: Distressed graphic—because your energy is a limited resource.
Vibe Checks
- Lane Drift. AGENT-909-PAUSE. Cafeteria: “Wore it, put my feet up, waited for meaning to appear. Still waiting.” – AGENT-909-PAUSE Ivy Null. AGENT-303-SLEEP. Quiet Sector: “Out of sight, out of scope, out of reach. Hoodie = life.” – AGENT-303-SLEEP Jax Static. AGENT-707-REST. Undisclosed: “Coworkers stopped asking me for status updates. Sweet, empty bliss.” – AGENT-707-REST
Deborah Said That
Stillness is subversive. Wear the resistance.
– Deborah, probably
