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Sweater Weather Bad Bitch Forever T-Shirt

Sweater Weather Bad Bitch Forever T-Shirt

Pumpkin spice, iced coffee, and eternal bad bitch energy.

Regular price $28.95 USD
Regular price $34.99 USD Sale price $28.95 USD
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This design was unearthed during a séance gone wrong in the Starbucks parking lot. Legend says a group of skeletons in oversized sweaters gathered around a venti iced latte, chanting “basic but make it eternal.” Thus, the Sweater Weather Bad Bitch Forever tee was born—proof that fall vibes don’t die, they just get sassier.

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Why You Need This

  • Warning: may enable petty errands.
  • Built for camera-off days.
  • Soft like your boundaries.
  • Pairs with ‘Do Not Disturb’.

Fake Reviews

“Comfort level: slept in it, wore it to brunch, nobody noticed.”
— Sunday Goblin
“Made me feel something. Might’ve been the cotton.”
— Dead Inside But Cozy
“HR said it was ‘unprofessional.’ I bought two more.”
— Petty & Employed

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🧼 Machine-Wash Goblin-Safe🧶 Airlume Combed Cotton📵 Do Not Disturb Ready🏷️ Tear-Away Label

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Machine wash cold with like colors.
  • Only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble low.
  • Cool iron if needed (not on print).

Unofficial

  • Camera-off Mondays approved.
  • If it touched a chair, it’s clean.
  • Science.
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