Perfect for: Witchy brunches Full moon rituals Passive-aggressive PTO requests Solstice parties where everyone brings gluten-free snacks

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Spiritual But Also Petty Women's T-Shirt

Spiritual But Also Petty Women's T-Shirt

Manifesting peace, but not above muting your number.

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First sighted at a midnight yoga class led by someone named “Cinnamon.” Lasted three minutes before the HOA called the cops.

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Wear This When:

  • Wear it to yoga, book club, or full-moon gatherings where you might also need to read someone’s aura and their rights. Perfect for spiritual brunches, messy friend circles, or anytime you want to radiate peace and pettiness at once.

For People Who…

  • Pairs well with: Sage bundles Reusable wine tumblers Instagram blocks Vision boards that double as dartboards

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough for daily affirmations and weekly clapbacks. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters enlightened queens, moon sisters, and drama aficionados. Print: Retro-colorful goddess—spiritually aligned, emotionally over it.

Vibe Checks

  • AGENT-888-YOGA, Hot Flow Division: “Heard three unsolicited confessions in one Trader Joe’s run. Enlightenment achieved.” – AGENT-888-YOGA AGENT-420-COV, Mindfulness Sector: “Wore it to a sound bath, left with four frenemies and an ex’s apology text.” – AGENT-420-COV AGENT-113-KAR, Salt Circle: “My crystals recharged themselves out of respect.” – AGENT-113-KAR

Deborah Said That

Blessed are the boundary-setters and those who block with intent.

– Deborah, probably

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