Ambushing group handshakes Opening jars (with righteous fury) Explaining, again, that scissors are not “universal” Every damn time you use a whiteboard

  • Dark gray t-shirt with 'Southpaw Society' text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with 'Southpaw Society' text on a white background
  • Navy blue t-shirt with 'Southpaw Society' text on a white background
  • Purple t-shirt with 'Southpaw Society' text on a white background
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Southpaw Society Women's T-Shirt

Southpaw Society Women's T-Shirt

Not a club. A threat.

$30.00 USD
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Hand-drafted on a napkin with a chewed-up left-handed pen in a dark corner of BLF HQ. Approved by Deborah after she failed to use a can opener—again.

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Wear This When:

  • Wear it to class, work, family reunions, or any time you want to spot the other southpaws in the wild. Bonus: gives you an excuse to “accidentally” elbow right-handed people in the conference room.

For People Who…

  • Pairs well with: Ink smudges Existential inconvenience Every left-handed legend you know Those weird lefty compliments from strangers

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough to soothe your right-handed trauma. Fit: Women’s cut—fits lefties, ambidextrous weirdos, and honorary members. Print: Vintage varsity vibes—red & white “SOUTHPAW” with “Society” script. No secret handshake required.

Vibe Checks

  • AGENT-211-OPN, Sector: Kitchen Utensil Wasteland “Flashed my Southpaw Society tee in the breakroom. HR asked if it was a union. I didn’t say no.” – AGENT-211-OPN AGENT-888-LFT, Sector: Coffee Shop Battleground “Barista noticed my shirt and gave me a left-handed mug. Loyalty acquired.” – AGENT-888-LFT AGENT-314-TST, Sector: Standardized Testing Hell “Sat at the only left-handed desk. Wore this tee. Became legend.” – AGENT-314-TST

Deborah Said That

Every day is Opposite Day for us. That’s not a t-shirt, it’s a battle flag.

– Deborah, probably

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