Field-tested for: Lefty meetups in right-handed worlds Family dinners (especially if you’re the only one) Identifying secret Agents in the wild Proving “sinister” was always a compliment
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Southpaw Society Tee
Southpaw Society Tee
Sinister is just another word for legendary.
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Rumored to be based on the lost sigil of the Ancient Order of Ambidextrous Chaos, discovered in the margins of an upside-down notebook found at a cursed yard sale.
Wear This When:
- Wear it at work, on the field, or every time someone asks, “Can you even use that notebook?” Great for team sports, casual Fridays, or just loudly existing in a right-handed world. Bonus: Ideal uniform for giving side-eye at mandatory training sessions.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Spiral notebooks that taunt you Awkward handshakes Scissors made for betrayal Smug right-handed acquaintances who need humbling
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Bella + Canvas 3001: So soft, it feels like a left-handed compliment. -Distressed varsity script: For that underdog, outcast energy—without having to join a cult. -Ambidextrous fit: Finally, a society that doesn’t make you use right-handed scissors.
Vibe Checks
- Saw another Agent in the wild. Instant nod of respect. Zero words exchanged. - AGENT-314-SIN Accidentally sat at a right-handed desk. Tee protected my aura from structural betrayal. - AGENT-911-LFT Wore it to a pottery class. Instructor asked which hand I use. Answer: ‘Whichever fucks up the system most.’ - AGENT-222-CLY
Deborah Said That
Right-handed normalcy is a myth perpetuated by the Complex. Go left or get left behind.
– Deborah, probably
