Field-tested for: Waiting rooms, metaphorical or literal Major announcements from upper management Every Monday Apologizing in advance for being right

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Optimistically Pessimistic Hoodie

Optimistically Pessimistic Hoodie

Prepare for the worst, dress for both.

$65.00 USD
$65.00 USD
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First sketched on the back of a napkin during an “optimism training” workshop that ran out of coffee. The napkin later became a mood board and also a fire hazard.

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Wear This When:

  • Wear it to the office, the bar, your therapist’s waiting room, or family gatherings where “just be grateful” gets thrown around like confetti. Ideal for anyone who flips between hope and nope on a minute-by-minute basis.

For People Who…

  • Pairs well with: Rainy days and “probably not” plans Friends who cancel last minute Your therapist’s raised eyebrow Playlists titled “It Could Be Worse”

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • Gildan 18500: So cozy you might actually start believing in something (just kidding, you won’t). Front print: Distressed yin-yang smiley with just enough attitude. Kangaroo pocket: For storing snacks, sarcasm, or the last shreds of hope.

Vibe Checks

  • Put it on during a power outage. Light didn’t come back, but my spirits were medium. - AGENT-115-FLP Wore it to a first date. Nobody cried. Calling it a win. - AGENT-900-D8T Tried manifesting good vibes, got mild sarcasm instead. Hoodie delivered. - AGENT-666-YNG

Deborah Said That

Hope is a risk. Laundry is a certainty.

– Deborah, probably

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