**Deploy for: Undeclared team lunches Sneaking into both sides of the company softball bracket Unlabeled Zoom calls Field ops where nobody knows who’s running the show**
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Officially Unofficial Ringer Tee
Officially Unofficial Ringer Tee
You weren’t here, you didn’t see this, and it’s not what it looks like.
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Allegedly inspired by the world’s first unsigned memo. Original sample was smuggled out inside an envelope marked “definitely not secret.” Nobody can find the second sample.
Wear This When:
- Wear this when you’re at the all-hands but really there for the snacks, crashing the meeting without an invite, or “consulting” on a project you never agreed to. Perfect for blending in while standing out and letting everyone know you’re here—just not in any official capacity.
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For People Who…
- **Pairs well with: All-access passes Forged signatures Multiple loyalty programs No comment**
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Next Level 3604 ringer—vintage softness for maximum nonchalance. Fit: Unisex—works for insiders, outsiders, and those in “limbo.” Print: Stencil-style text—HR can neither confirm nor deny.
Vibe Checks
- Mara Drift. AGENT-202-DUAL. Parking Lot: “Security asked for my credentials. I showed them this shirt. They just nodded.” – AGENT-202-DUAL Vin Null. AGENT-808-MASK. Food Court: “Wore it to two rival meetings. Both sides bought me lunch.” – AGENT-808-MASK Eli Shade. AGENT-707-VAPOR. Break Room: “Everyone wanted to know if I was with them. I said yes.” – AGENT-707-VAPOR
Deborah Said That
Officially Unofficial is the only official policy that matters.
– Deborah, probably
