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Main Character Energy Hard Pass T-Shirt
Main Character Energy Hard Pass T-Shirt
Not here for the spotlight, just here for snacks.
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$28.95 USD
Regular price
$34.99 USD
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$28.95 USD
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Once upon a time, someone told us we should “romanticize our lives” and “be the main character.” We politely declined, rolled credits, and went back to doomscrolling. Thus, the “Main Character Energy? Hard Pass” tee was born—for the true side quest enjoyers who know the supporting cast has way less pressure.
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Why You Need This
- Pre-shrunk, unlike your free time.
- Laundry-day friendly.
- Ideal for rage-walking to the fridge.
- Anti-hustle uniform.
Fake Reviews
★★★★☆
“HR said it was ‘unprofessional.’ I bought two more.”
★★★★★
“Soft enough to replace my emotional support blanket.”
★★★★★
“Finally, a hoodie that matches my burnout.”
Specs (But Make It Petty)
🔒 Shrink-Resistant🌡️ Pre-Shrunk Fabric🖨️ DTG Print🔁 Rewear Certified
Care Instructions, but honest
Official
- Turn inside-out.
- Wash cold.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble low or air dry.
- Treat the sarcasm gently.
Unofficial
- Laundry is a side quest.
- Respawn with lint roller.
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