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Left-Handed and Constantly Inconvenienced Women's T-Shirt
Left-Handed and Constantly Inconvenienced Women's T-Shirt
Life is hard. Scissors are harder.
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Designed by Deborah after losing three pens, two friendships, and the will to live during standardized testing. Phil calls it “the Uniform of the Forgotten.”
Wear This When:
- Wear it to work, school, or any right-handed hellscape (aka, everywhere). Perfect for office supply stores, group projects, and family dinners where you get the elbow bump seat—again.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Ink-stained fingers Unopened jars That one friend who says “Just use your right hand” Daily existential inconvenience
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough for lefties, righties, and the ambidextrously betrayed. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters perpetual victims of right-handed privilege. Print: Minimalist white text—clear enough for your left arm to block while writing.
Vibe Checks
- AGENT-013-SCN, “Sector Stationery Hell” “This shirt started a support group at my office. We meet in the supply closet and complain about spiral notebooks.” – AGENT-013-SCN AGENT-404-LFT, “Sector Coffee Shop” “Barista asked if I wanted a left-handed mug. I wept. It was beautiful.” – AGENT-404-LFT AGENT-221-NDR, “Sector Craft Store” “Finally found scissors that fit. Immediately lost them. Still worth it.” – AGENT-221-NDR
Deborah Said That
If you think left-handed desks are a myth, you’ve never taken the SAT in a gymnasium.
– Deborah, probably
