Field-tested for: Cafeterias with only right-handed ladles Office supply stores that treat you like a myth Awkward handshakes at job interviews Every single spiral notebook
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Left-Handed and Constantly Inconvenienced Tee
Left-Handed and Constantly Inconvenienced Tee
Sinister by birth, inconvenient by design.
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Rumor has it the first prototype was printed backward. The printer quit. The lefties didn’t.
Wear This When:
- Wear it every time you smudge your own handwriting, battle with spiral notebooks, or face the existential dread of can openers. Perfect for the office, coffee shops, or any right-handed dystopia. Extra points for wearing it during group projects or at “ambidextrous required” team-building exercises.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Any pen that bleeds Scissors that betray you A world that’s not built for you, but still has to deal with you
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Bella + Canvas 3001: Soft enough to forgive right-handed scissors (but not really). -Clean, no-nonsense type: Because life is already complicated—your tee shouldn’t be. -Subtle sarcasm: The perfect conversation starter for people who don’t want to talk.
Vibe Checks
- Borrowed a pen. Immediately regretted it. Tee provided silent solidarity. - AGENT-217-SIN Wore it to a group project. Instantly identified fellow defectors. - AGENT-666-GLV Attempted to use can opener. Shirt absorbed my existential rage. - AGENT-302-CND
Deborah Said That
If you’re left-handed and thriving, you’re already an agent.
– Deborah, probably
