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It’s Fine, I’m Fine, This Is My Final Form Women’s Tee
It’s Fine, I’m Fine, This Is My Final Form Women’s Tee
Meltdown chic.
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Rumored to be designed by someone who stared into the void, shrugged, and then made merch. Inspired by “that smiley face you drew on the inside of your desk during Zoom therapy.”
Wear This When:
- Perfect for those days when you want to warn people at work, therapy, or Trader Joe’s that you’re one “per my last email” away from a full systems meltdown. Wear it to meetings, family gatherings, or while pretending you have it together at brunch. The universal sign for “don’t ask me about my five-year plan.”
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Oversized sunglasses Melted ice cream Questionable coping playlists A smile that says “this is fine” and eyes that say “run”**
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Gildan · 64000L: So soft you’ll wish your mental state felt this smooth. -Vivid meltdown smiley: Rainbow drip emoji says what your Slack status won’t. -Unisex fit: For anyone whose coping mechanism is “aggressively sarcastic apparel.”
Vibe Checks
- Ash Flux. AGENT-313-MELT. Lava Sector: “Coworker asked if I’m okay. I pointed at my chest. They bought me lunch.” – AGENT-313-MELT Rae Steam. AGENT-707-SMILE. Mirror Ops: “Therapist called it ‘radical acceptance.’ I call it Tuesday.” – AGENT-707-SMILE Pip Sear. AGENT-666-EMBER. Inferno Division: “The more I wear it, the less I care. Highly recommended.” – AGENT-666-EMBER
Deborah Said That
If your final form isn’t at least a little bit chaotic, you’re not living.
– Deborah, probably
