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I'm Fucking Amazing Women's T-Shirt
I'm Fucking Amazing Women's T-Shirt
Warning: May cause spontaneous applause (from yourself).
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Born after an Agent successfully gaslit an AI into writing a self-affirmation poem that violated company policy. Deborah stole the draft, Phil wore the shirt, nobody’s been the same since.
Wear This When:
- Rock it to brunch, the gym, Zoom calls, or anytime you want to remind the world (and yourself) who the hell you are. Perfect for confronting exes, inspiring your crew, or just flexing on anyone who doubted you.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Mirror selfies Double espressos Friend interventions Award speeches (actual or imaginary)
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough for daily wear, strong enough for mic drops. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters boss babes, hype women, and everyone sick of humble-bragging. Print: Clean, modern font—direct, unfiltered, and impossible to ignore.
Vibe Checks
- AGENT-420-BAD, “Sector Barstool” “Bought it as a joke, wore it to karaoke, got free drinks and a new phone number.” – AGENT-420-BAD AGENT-007-HMM, “Sector Parent Pickup” “PTA didn’t approve, but three moms whispered ‘Where’d you get that?’” – AGENT-007-HMM AGENT-666-GLD, “Sector Monday” “Confidence boost lasted three days. Now my boss is nervous.” – AGENT-666-GLD
Deborah Said That
If you need permission to be amazing, you’re already late.
– Deborah, probably
