Deploy when: Surrounded by blissfully clueless optimists Attending “mandatory fun” work events Shopping at any chain store with a motivational aisle
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If Ignorance Is Bliss You Must Be Ecstatic Women's T-Shirt
If Ignorance Is Bliss You Must Be Ecstatic Women's T-Shirt
Your bliss is showing. Tuck it in.
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Unearthed from the remains of a failed HR “positivity initiative.” Legend says the skeleton was found with a dry-erase marker in each hand, still giving double birds.
Wear This When:
- Wear it to family functions, pointless meetings, or anywhere “blissful ignorance” is on full display. Perfect for coffee runs, silent protests, or just letting everyone know that yes, you see the stupidity—and no, you’re not hiding it.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Silent commutes Family holidays Conference calls Side-eye so sharp it’s a bladed weapon
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough for maximum comfort, even when you’re dead inside. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters rebels, truth-tellers, and professional eyerollers. Print: Skeleton in sunglasses, double bird—official uniform for unbothered badasses.
Vibe Checks
- Agent R0FL-666-BLC. Watercooler Detachment: “Wore it to a meeting. Half the team avoided me, the rest took notes. Five stars.” – AGENT-666-BLC Agent LOL-133-GAS. Social Media Recon: “Had to explain the joke three times. Still worth it.” – AGENT-133-GAS Agent ZZZ-420-NAP. Retail Sector: “Manager asked if it was ‘appropriate.’ I asked if her haircut was. Tension remains.” – AGENT-420-NAP
Deborah Said That
Never argue with idiots. They have custom merch.
– Deborah, probably
