Deploy for: First dates that should’ve been therapy Girls’ night with at least one existential crisis Family dinners where you smile through the static Solo bar missions—midnight or noon That “I’m working on myself” era (with cocktails)**
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Flirting With My Demons - Women's T-Shirt
Flirting With My Demons - Women's T-Shirt
Buy your demons a drink. See what happens.
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Rumored to have been designed in the bathroom stall of a dive bar, between the fourth “last call” and a minor emotional breakthrough. Legend has it, every shirt comes with a free pass to bad decisions.
Wear This When:
- Wear it when you’re out for drinks with questionable influences, dodging your inner critic, or just want to give off strong “bad idea, great execution” energy. Ideal for nights out, Mondays in, or any day you plan to double down on your own chaos.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Late-night texts to yourself Drinks with strangers The sound of your own questionable choices Solo karaoke and post-breakdown selfies
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft, breathable, and ready for regret. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters all demon-wranglers and chaos whisperers. Print: High-res graphic—looks best with red lipstick and zero apologies.
Vibe Checks
- Lex Hex. AGENT-131-HADES. Afterhours Sector: “Wore it to therapy and got a date instead of a diagnosis.” – AGENT-131-HADES Vee Shade. AGENT-777-TABOO. Backroom: “My demons said I looked great. Who am I to argue?” – AGENT-777-TABOO Mona Sin. AGENT-666-KISS. Neon Division: “This shirt pulled more skeletons out of the closet than my ex ever could.” – AGENT-666-KISS
Deborah Said That
If you can’t flirt with your demons, you’ll never survive field work.
– Deborah, probably
