Hiding in plain sight at HomeGoods Trick-or-treating with or without a child Office meetings where your only agenda is chaos Turning small talk into a séance
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Every Day is Halloween If You're Weird Enough Women's T-Shirt
Every Day is Halloween If You're Weird Enough Women's T-Shirt
Eternal Spooky Energy. No Expiration Date.
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Rumored to be the only garment discovered intact after the “Pumpkin Spice Rebellion of ‘14.” Some say it arrived by Ouija board.
Wear This When:
- Wear it whenever you want to keep the Halloween spirit alive: to work (if they dare), to the grocery store, or just while binge-watching scary movies in July. Bonus points if your pet is judging you from the shadows.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Candy corn martinis Black nail polish Calling in dead Having zero chill at costume parties
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough for haunting or hiding. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters witches, weirdos, and late-night candy hoarders. Print: Cute black cat + jack-o’-lantern + ghost—Halloween for every damn day.
Vibe Checks
- AGENT-666-PUM, “Sector Candy Aisle” “Wore it in July. Got asked if I was lost. I said, ‘No, but you might be.’” – AGENT-666-PUM AGENT-431-CAT, “Sector Library Stacks” “My boss told me to tone it down. Now he calls me ‘ma’am’ and avoids eye contact.” – AGENT-431-CAT AGENT-999-BAT, “Sector Moonlit Porch” “My black cat tried to claim it as his own. We’re negotiating custody.” – AGENT-999-BAT
Deborah Said That
Halloween is for amateurs. I haunt year-round.
– Deborah, probably
