Wear it to performance reviews, status meetings, or family dinners where “Are you thriving?” is a question. Pair with headphones and a thousand-yard stare for max effect. Bonus points if you spill coffee on it—extra authenticity.
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For People Who…
Think “Live Laugh Love” should be a criminal offense
Have a sarcastic comment locked and loaded at all times
Still show up, even if they’ve already mentally quit
Are emotionally allergic to group chats named “Team Vibes 💫”
Actual Shirt Stuff:
-100% Bella + Canvas 3001 cotton—like a gentle HR-mandated hug
-Unisex fit for all body types (and all stages of burnout)
-Long enough to hide the existential dread and yesterday’s snack stains
Vibe Checks
"Wore it to brunch. Got side-eyed by an influencer. Instant favorite."
"My boss asked if everything was okay. That's how I knew it was working."
"Honestly? I feel powerful. And slightly unapproachable."
Deborah Said That
Icons don’t ask for permission. They send calendar invites.
