Deploy for: All social gatherings where you’re expected to have feelings Office icebreakers First dates and last rites The family photo you’ll regret Every time someone calls you “sweetheart” unironically

  • Gray t-shirt with a skeleton and floral design on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with a skeleton and floral design on a white background
  • Navy blue t-shirt with a skeleton and floral design on a white background
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Dead Inside, Angel Outside

Dead Inside, Angel Outside

Heavenly on the outside. Haunting on the inside.

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Rumored to be designed by a former greeting card writer who lost faith and found dark humor. Each shirt is blessed by apathy and washed in the tears of customer service reps.

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Wear This When:

  • Throw this tee on for awkward family functions, HR-mandated team building, or any occasion you have to smile through the apocalypse. It’s your go-to for coffee runs, errands, or days when “I’m fine” is just another white lie with wings.

For People Who…

  • Pairs well with: Deadpan expressions Polite smiles Black coffee Emotional support skeletons The phrase “I’m fine” (delivered with zero affect)**

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough to comfort the existential void. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters the angelic, the undead, and anyone faking it till they make it. Print: High-res pastel skeleton—your inner goth meets your outer people-pleaser.

Vibe Checks

  • Skye Shade. AGENT-141-WING. Limbo Division: “Smiled at my boss. They said I had ‘angel energy.’ If only they knew.” – AGENT-141-WING Vera Ghoul. AGENT-222-FLWR. Garden Ops: “Wore it to brunch. Nobody noticed I hadn’t felt anything since 2019.” – AGENT-222-FLWR Ella Hex. AGENT-666-HALO. Angelic Sector: “Complimented for being ‘so sweet.’ Meanwhile, my soul is doing the worm in the void.” – AGENT-666-HALO

Deborah Said That

Wings are for show. The void is for keeps.

– Deborah, probably

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