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Creep It Real Halloween Women's T-Shirt
Creep It Real Halloween Women's T-Shirt
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Rumored to be reverse-engineered from a cursed thrift store find and Phil’s freshman year poetry phase. Blessed by Deborah after a séance in a mall parking lot.
Wear This When:
- Rock it to haunted houses, horror movie marathons, October errands, or any day you want to haunt the living with your sarcasm and style. Perfect for Halloween parties, autumn bonfires, or when you’re just too cool for the afterlife.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Halloween candy, year-round Side-eye Black nail polish Existential dread
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough for late-night haunts and all-day snarking. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters basic witches, boneheads, and queens of the crypt. Print: High-color Halloween art—skeleton, shades, bats, and moon for the ultimate undead vibe.
Vibe Checks
- AGENT-111-GHO, “Sector Graveyard Shift” “Three people asked if I was single. I said I was undead.” – AGENT-111-GHO AGENT-222-NOC, “Sector Moonlight” “Wore it to my ex’s party. I left, they texted, ‘You’re impossible to forget.’ Mission accomplished.” – AGENT-222-NOC AGENT-313-BAT, “Sector Alleyway” “Saw another agent across the street. We exchanged the nod. No words. Just respect.” – AGENT-313-BAT
Deborah Said That
Normal died. Weird took the wheel.
– Deborah, probably
