Mission ready for: Craft nights with suspiciously sharp scissors Unsupervised solo trips to Hobby Lobby Family holidays where only one glue gun is allowed
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Crafting Because Murder is Expensive Women's T-Shirt
Crafting Because Murder is Expensive Women's T-Shirt
Sharp scissors, sharper wit.
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Rumored to be first worn by an underground knitting circle in 1972 after a poorly-attended Tupperware party. The stains were never explained.
Wear This When:
- Wear this tee to craft fairs, hobby shops, or whenever you’re facing “that” group project. It’s perfect for sarcastic scrapbooking, sewing circles, or just letting your family know you’re one hot glue stick away from a true crime podcast feature.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Red wine in a mug True crime podcasts “Just browsing” the local craft store for four hours Any interaction involving the phrase “bless your heart”**
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough for marathon crafting, tough enough for stress-cleaning. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters makers, hobbyists, and reformed chaos agents. Print: Vintage art with snarky blue text—just threatening enough for the PTA.
Vibe Checks
- AGENT-187-DIY, Suburb Sector: “Spilled glitter. Didn’t care. People kept their distance.” – AGENT-187-DIY AGENT-009-TAS, Craft Fair Recon: “Sold out before noon. Nobody made eye contact. Power move.” – AGENT-009-TAS AGENT-404-HOT, Home Office: “My spouse finally left me alone. Shirt works as intended.” – AGENT-404-HOT
Deborah Said That
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy craft supplies and delay the inevitable.
– Deborah, probably
