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Corporate Translation: We're Aligning on Next Steps Tee

Corporate Translation: We're Aligning on Next Steps Tee

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Wear This When:

  • Best worn to project kickoffs, cross-functional “alignment” meetings, and any scenario where “action items” = “more questions than answers.” Pro tip: forward every email about “next steps” while wearing this and see who notices.

For People Who…

  • Think “Live Laugh Love” should be a criminal offense
  • Have a sarcastic comment locked and loaded at all times
  • Still show up, even if they’ve already mentally quit
  • Are emotionally allergic to group chats named “Team Vibes 💫”

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • -Bella + Canvas 3001—soft enough to nap in when the next steps make no sense -Unisex fit—perfect for all hands, no brains -Long enough to cover the panic of being assigned “next steps” you don’t understand

Vibe Checks

  • "Wore it to brunch. Got side-eyed by an influencer. Instant favorite."
  • "My boss asked if everything was okay. That's how I knew it was working."
  • "Honestly? I feel powerful. And slightly unapproachable."

Deborah Said That

Icons don’t ask for permission. They send calendar invites.

– Deborah, probably

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