Wear to any “cross-team” huddle, brainstorming hostage situation, or after reading an email with too many bullet points. Bonus: pairs well with a forced smile and that new project you never volunteered for.
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For People Who…
Think “Live Laugh Love” should be a criminal offense
Have a sarcastic comment locked and loaded at all times
Still show up, even if they’ve already mentally quit
Are emotionally allergic to group chats named “Team Vibes 💫”
Actual Shirt Stuff:
-Bella + Canvas 3001—soft enough to absorb tears of resentment
-Unisex fit for every synergy casualty
-Long enough to hide your growing list of unpaid “collaborations”
Vibe Checks
"Wore it to brunch. Got side-eyed by an influencer. Instant favorite."
"My boss asked if everything was okay. That's how I knew it was working."
"Honestly? I feel powerful. And slightly unapproachable."
Deborah Said That
Icons don’t ask for permission. They send calendar invites.
