Born to Be Wildly Disappointed Women's T-Shirt

This tee is for anyone who once dreamed big and now just dreams of naps. You started out with ambition and ended up with anxiety. Life didn’t just humble you—it body slammed you. And now? You’re sarcastic, self-aware, and silently judging everything in this shirt that says: I expected better. I was wrong.

It’s not pessimism. It’s pattern recognition.

Savage Tee Society is built for those who embrace the comedy in the collapse. Wearing this tee makes you part of the high-functioning, emotionally spiraling elite. We don’t fake enthusiasm—we wear it ironically. You're not jaded, you're just... incredibly observant.

“Wore this to therapy. Therapist nodded in agreement.” – @deadinsidecutecute
“Got three compliments and a hug. None of it helped, but thanks.” – Society Member #DISAPPOINTMENTMVP
“It’s giving ‘hope is dead but I still look good.’” – 🖤@vibesandvoids

- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability
- Double needle hems for long-lasting wear
- Side seams for enhanced structural support
- Made from soft, high-quality cotton and polyester blend

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults