**Deploy for: Board meetings where the snacks are the only thing at risk Errands in sterile suburbia Jury duty, jury nullification, jury intimidation Any environment that might try to convince you “it’s just the way things are”**
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Boring Is Dangerous – Recon Lid
Boring Is Dangerous – Recon Lid
Warning: May trigger inspiration in the wild.
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Rumored to be reverse-engineered from a traffic cone and a deleted TED Talk transcript. Each hat is hand-finished in a secret bunker with the tears of reformed accountants.
Wear This When:
- Wear it to meetings, offsites, or anywhere the agenda is longer than your attention span. Pairs well with eye rolls, strategic sarcasm, and anyone who’d rather nap than network. Signals to the Complex: “I’m not here to make things interesting. I’m here to make them bearable.”
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For People Who…
- **Pairs well with: Ripped jeans and questionable motives Conference calls you mute on sight Unscheduled detours and alley shortcuts Eye contact that says, “no, I’m not coming to trivia night”**
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Richardson 112-style snapback—because flexfit is for conference room narcs. -Embroidered message for max side-eye from your micro-managing supervisor. -Mesh back: keeps your head cool when everyone else is hot on the latest productivity hack.
Vibe Checks
- Buzz Static. AGENT-313-SIGNAL. Noise Sector: “Wore to a job interview, didn’t get hired. Mission accomplished.” – AGENT-313-SIGNAL Cleo Risk. AGENT-666-GLITCH. Alley Division: “Someone tried to sell me insurance. I pointed at the hat. They left.” – AGENT-666-GLITCH Vee Null. AGENT-004-VOID. Commuter Rail: “Three strangers smiled knowingly. One took notes. The revolution is alive.” – AGENT-004-VOID
Deborah Said That
Boring is contagious. Protect your mind at all costs.
– Deborah, probably
