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Field-tested for:
Ambush interviews
Loud arrivals and louder exits
First impressions, last words, and public mic drops
Raising eyebrows at “business casual” events
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Be Savage Stay Iconic Women's T-Shirt
Be Savage Stay Iconic Women's T-Shirt
Forget ordinary. Be a highlight reel.
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$30.00 USD
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Rumor says it was smuggled out of a forbidden fashion cabal meeting, screen-printed with ink mixed from the ashes of burned rejection letters and discarded job offers.
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Why You Need This
- Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
- ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
- Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
- Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
Fake Reviews
★★★★★
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
★★★★☆
“My camera-off chic just leveled up.”
★★★★★
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
Specs (But Make It Petty)
☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA
Care Instructions, but honest
Official
Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.
Unofficial
Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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