Field-tested for: High-stakes Monday meetings Leaving a mark at every forgettable party Solo power walks (preferably after burning a bridge) Spontaneous declarations of legendary status
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Field Manual: Deborah (HR, Unwilling):
“Dress for the job you secretly want: one where nobody asks you to ‘circle back.’ I’d wear this, but it’s not in the employee handbook—probably why I like it.”
Be Savage Stay Iconic Hoodie
Be Savage Stay Iconic Hoodie
For the ones who refuse to disappear quietly.
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Forged in the digital underbelly of an abandoned Myspace page, rumored to be blessed by the ghost of icons past. Worn by the first person to get banned from LinkedIn for “excessive excellence.”
Wear This When:
- Throw it on for casual Fridays, skipping brunch, or any time you need to remind the world you’re not here for beige energy. Perfect for couch activism, actual activism, or just lurking in the breakroom refusing to join the team-building exercise. Wear anywhere you want to be the main character in your own zero-fucks-given movie.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Emergency sunglasses Unapologetic ambition Playlists labeled “World Domination” Making even your shadow look iconic
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Gildan 18500: Soft, warm, and built for rebellion against LinkedIn hustle posts. -Distressed bold print: Looks like you’ve survived more meetings than you’d ever admit. -Kangaroo pocket: For snacks, sarcasm, or hiding your phone during forced fun.
Vibe Checks
- Walked through Sector Alpha—three side-eyes, two double-takes, one slow clap. - AGENT-101-FAM Wore it to the DMV. Left with upgraded confidence and two phone numbers. - AGENT-666-GRX Spotted in a Zoom call. Everyone forgot their own name. - AGENT-404-VRU
Deborah Said That
Modesty is for the meek. Be legendary on purpose.
– Deborah, probably
