Perfect for: Passive-aggressive bake sales Weaponized bundt cakes Avoiding jail time with sourdough distractions Silent treatment served with brownies
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Baking Because Murder is Wrong Women's T-Shirt
Baking Because Murder is Wrong Women's T-Shirt
Revenge is best served with butter and sugar.
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Rumored to be stitched in the kitchen of the original BLF safehouse, where the only thing hotter than the oven was the case files being burned.
Wear This When:
- Wear it to bake sales, family dinners, or any time you need a legal outlet for your homicidal tendencies. Perfect for passive-aggressive potlucks, kitchen therapy sessions, or letting people know you’re only dangerous with flour and sarcasm.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Kitchen knives (for slicing pie, obviously) Flour-dusted hands A well-timed evil grin
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000L—soft enough for mixing, kneading, and plotting. Fit: Women’s cut—flatters kitchen queens, snarky homebodies, and midnight snackers. Print: Vintage baker with whisk—pairs perfectly with burnt cookies and grudges.
Vibe Checks
- AGENT-302-BAKE, Confectionery Division: “Made a dozen scones and avoided three felonies. 10/10, would whisk again.” – AGENT-302-BAKE AGENT-515-CAKE, Forensics Sector: “Perfect for ‘accidentally’ dropping cupcakes on someone’s car. Justice is sweet.” – AGENT-515-CAKE AGENT-666-OVN, Night Baker: “Wore this to a PTA meeting. The looks? Delicious.” – AGENT-666-OVN
Deborah Said That
Forgive, forget, and preheat to 375°.
– Deborah, probably
