Adult: A Grown Human Repeatedly Googling How to Do Basic Life Tasks Women's Tee

Adulting: There’s a tab for that.

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First designed after a Savage Tee staffer tried to change a tire, Googled “where is the jack,” and then accidentally ordered a latte instead. Each shirt is stitched with the collective wisdom of the helpless and the hopeless.

Color Charcoal Navy Black

Size S M L XL 2XL

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Wear This When:

Rock it at work, home, or any event where people expect you to know how taxes work. Wear it to parent-teacher conferences, team stand-ups, or while doomscrolling “how to change a tire” on YouTube for the fourth time. Instant credibility with anyone who’s ever needed a wikiHow for adulthood.

For People Who…

Think “Live Laugh Love” should be a criminal offense
Have a sarcastic comment locked and loaded at all times
Still show up, even if they’ve already mentally quit
Are emotionally allergic to group chats named “Team Vibes 💫”

Actual Shirt Stuff:

-Gildan · 64000L - So comfortable, you’ll Google how to take it off. -Ultra-legible sarcasm: Crisp white print for easy reading during existential crises. -Fits like the adult you pretend to be: Goes with sweatpants, pajamas, or whatever passes for “real pants” now.

Vibe Checks

Patty Procrastinate. AGENT-511-TUTORIAL. Help Desk: “Googled ‘how to fold a fitted sheet’—ended up rage-quitting and wearing this shirt instead.” – AGENT-511-TUTORIAL Alex Ajar. AGENT-002-RESET. Kitchen Ops: “I learned how to unclog a drain and destroy my will to live on the same Tuesday. Five stars.” – AGENT-002-RESET Nora Null. AGENT-777-DIY. Closet Division: “People think I’m an adult because of my shirt. Jokes on them—I’m just really good at Ctrl+F.” – AGENT-777-DIY

Deborah Said That

Don’t trust anyone who claims to know how to ‘do taxes’ without a browser open.

– Deborah, probably

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