**Deploy for: Monday mornings Back-to-back “syncs” Spontaneous disappearances Every time your calendar says “Focus Time” but means “Don’t.”**

  • Dark gray hoodie with '404 - Not at Desk' text on a white background
  • Black hoodie with '404 - Not at Desk' text on a white background
  • Gray hoodie with '404 - Not at Desk' text on a white background
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404 - Not at Desk Hoodie

404 - Not at Desk Hoodie

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$65.00 USD
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Rumored to have been first manufactured in an abandoned server farm during the Great Unplugging. Original samples were shipped with a “Will Return Never” sign.

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Wear This When:

  • Throw this hoodie on when you’re skipping yet another status call, muting work chat, or just rage-walking away from your desk. Ideal for remote workers, office escape artists, or anyone who needs to send a clear “do not disturb” signal—without having to open your mouth.

For People Who…

  • **Pairs well with: Muted notifications Last-seen offline Coffee mugs that say “No” “BRB” status set to permanent**

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • Fabric: Gildan 18500—hoodie comfort levels: server downtime. Fit: Unisex—oversized enough to disappear into, literally or figuratively. Print: Classic typewriter font—pairs well with Slack silence.

Vibe Checks

  • Zeke Null. AGENT-008-REMOTE. Sofa Ops: “Logged in, logged out, nobody noticed. Hoodie is stealth mode.” – AGENT-008-REMOTE Cass Drift. AGENT-404-AWAY. Breakroom: “Management kept asking for me. I was never there.” – AGENT-404-AWAY Mina Fade. AGENT-232-GHOST. Café Division: “Paired with noise-cancelling headphones. Zero meetings, zero guilt.” – AGENT-232-GHOST

Deborah Said That

Out of office is a way of life. If they find you, you’re doing it wrong.

– Deborah, probably

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