Cold brew in one hand, zero fucks in the other.
  • Black t-shirt with white text 'THIS IS MY DISENGAGED FACE' on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with white text 'THIS IS MY DISENGAGED FACE' on a white background
  • Gray t-shirt with text 'THIS IS MY DISENGAGED FACE' on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with white text 'THIS IS MY DISENGAGED FACE' on a white background
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Field Manual: Page 4.5: The Sacred Art of Productive Dissociation - True Agents do not “zone out.” They deploy micro-disappearances, rations of detachment, controlled fugue states.

This Is My Disengaged Face Tee

This Is My Disengaged Face Tee

$35.00 USD
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Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.

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Why You Need This

  • Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
  • Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
  • Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
  • ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.

Fake Reviews

“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
— Professional Over It
“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
— Ghost Mode
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated

Specs (But Make It Petty)

☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.

Unofficial

Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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