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Field Manual: Page 4.5: The Sacred Art of Productive Dissociation - True Agents do not “zone out.” They deploy micro-disappearances, rations of detachment, controlled fugue states.
This Is My Disengaged Face Tee
This Is My Disengaged Face Tee
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Wear This When:
- Throw it on for all-hands calls, performance reviews, “mandatory fun” events, or any time you’re expected to pretend you care. Bonus points for pairing with headphones you’re not actually listening to. Wear at work, home, or anywhere you want to demonstrate the power of “low battery mode.”
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For People Who…
- Think “Live Laugh Love” should be a criminal offense
- Have a sarcastic comment locked and loaded at all times
- Still show up, even if they’ve already mentally quit
- Are emotionally allergic to group chats named “Team Vibes 💫”
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Bella + Canvas 3001: So soft it’s practically a wearable Out of Office” reply. -Classic fit: Looks equally apathetic in meetings, on Zoom, or slumped in line at Target. -Minimalist sarcasm: Text so deadpan, your boss will wonder if you’re making a statement (spoiler: you are).
Vibe Checks
- "Wore it to brunch. Got side-eyed by an influencer. Instant favorite."
- "My boss asked if everything was okay. That's how I knew it was working."
- "Honestly? I feel powerful. And slightly unapproachable."
Deborah Said That
Icons don’t ask for permission. They send calendar invites.
– Deborah, probably
